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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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