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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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