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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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