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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘
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