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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮
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