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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻
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