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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏
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