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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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