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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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