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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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