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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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