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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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