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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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