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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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