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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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