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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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