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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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