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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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