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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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