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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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