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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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