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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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