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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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