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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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