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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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