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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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