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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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