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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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