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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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