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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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