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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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