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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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