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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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