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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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