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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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