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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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