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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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