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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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