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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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