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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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