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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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