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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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