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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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