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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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