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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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