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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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