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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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