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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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