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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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