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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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