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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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