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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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