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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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