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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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