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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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