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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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